Hippo-Ku

You're eight thousand pounds
But strangely, no cellulite
How do you do it?

Bad hippo eyesight
Don't mistake me for dinner!
I am not seaweed

Some river horse facts
Hippos live in Africa
They don't eat marbles

Because of your weight
You dwell in muddy waters
Yet can't play the blues

Two thirds meat protein
But who could eat you, my friend?
Mock hippo for me

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