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Is There No Shame?by Ed, semi-frequent guest writerAn innocent chocolate treat for your loved ones?? I think not! Second Cup's latest yummy, coffee treat?? You poor, naive child! A delicious end to the perfect dinner party?? I think I need to reveal the true message behind this "culinary delight". The chocolate towers are obviously an insidious visual reference to the extrusion of human excrement. The shaved chocolate swirls are simply a reminder of anal pubes. On a more a subtle level, the positioning of the piles between two globe-like creations is indicative of something far more sinister (and smelly). Yes, that cheese souffle and orange Jell-O to the left are, in actuality, an interpretation of the host's butt cheeks. I can assure you that it is no coincidence that there are two cups and the kiddie phrase for going for shit is going for "a number 2"!!! The fact that there are two heaps is special code for sharing, "one for you and one for me", hence, it's an invitation. Finally, the pattern of the cups is the popular "Scarborough Fayre" by Wedgewood. Put it all together and we get: AN INVITATION TO A SCAT PARTY IN SCARBOROUGH Sign me up!!! |