Jane's Top Tenne Elizabethan T-Shirt Slogans
1. Mine Other Palanquin is a Porsche2. I'd Rather be Selfe-Flagellating
3. My Liege Wente To the Crusades and Alle I Got Was Thys Lousy Tunic
4. Lyfe is a Bitch, Then You Die In Slowe Pustulating Agonye
5. Plague Happenes
6. Save the Kraken
7. Toppe Tenne Reasons Whye Meade is Better Than Maidens
8. Tonyte We're Going to Partye Lyke it's 1499
9. I'm Wyth Leprous -->
10. I Want to Playe The Harpsichorde All Night, and Partye Ev'rye Day
Bonus Slogans From Ed, The Filthy Leper
11. 30 Pounds, 30 Days, 30 Farthings. Requesteth of Me 'How'
12. Geoffrey Chaucer: The Comeback Toure
13.Lepers Do It Carefully
14. Harde Rocke Tavern, Olde London
Rose and Jane's Top Tenne Elizabethan Rap Songs
1. Busteth a Motion2. Thou Art Forbidden to Toucheth This
3. Fie, Fie, a Medina Doth Chille So Funky
4. Melady Got Rumpus
5. Rocketh me Mercutio
6. Pusheth, Pusheth, In the Lowe-Lyeing Foliage
7. Whoomp, Yonder Object Lies
8. Good Sir, Passeth Hither thy Dutchie
9. Anon, I Becometh Jiggy
10. Thou Muste Endeavour Mightily to Protecte Thine Sov'reign Right to "Party"