Doppelgangers!

Or, things that I have been observed doing in my spare time
when I am not writing television commercials,
going to garage sales, or working on this webpage.

Did you enjoy me at Lilith Fair?
Yeah, you're right, I sucked.

Did you see me in Poison Ivy?
No, neither did anyone else.

Did you know I also write devil-music
to corrupt your impressionable teens?

Did you catch my act back in '68 before
I developed my vodka and Chee-Tos habit?

Have you heard my songs about Belfast?
Ok, how about Slim-Fast, then?

I really, really hope you never saw me in this.
Hey, I was behind in the payments on my hot tub!