Phrases Taken Out of Context

"I can't use phones... they're fried in animal oil" Jane, Dec. 8

"That place must be heaven for a kid."
"Especially with that corpse in it now." Rose & Alexis, Sept 14

"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses... I'll cover them in chocolate" - Jane, Feb 10

"Nescafe Origami. The coffee you can fold" - Rose, Sept 25

"I can't drink a coffee, smoke a cigarette, and carry the Koran at the same time." -Stefan, Nov. 30

"Cam's lungs wait for no woman." -Cam, Nov. 25

"My dad's smile is from Elvis." -Rose, Oct 29

"He can fuck a hole through tuesday, that's for sure." -Alexis Oct 29

"You know how much it costs to train an octopus?" - Rose, Feb 4

"That's too much messing around with his Johnson Box, I think." -Jamie, June 17

"So I was with Satan, and we were bungee jumping..." -Jamie, June 29

"We'll get only the finest turtle-suit makers" -Rose, July 2

"Milady want seafood!" -Jane, Feb 4.

"My shoes can't go that far!" -a little kid in the park, July 1

"They're kerning the floor." -Maura, July 22

"I'm hum-deaf, too" -Rose, Feb 4

"I picked the wrong career to stop doing heroin" Jamie, June 13

"How about Rudolph Valen-Turtle?" Rose, July 2

"Texas Chainsaw Hamster!" -Jane, Dec 15

"But I think sex is better than cartwheels." -Jane, Jan 12

"Admit it. Your robot sucks" - Rose, Feb 10

"I could be de-pantsed at any moment!" -Alexis, Feb 4

"Rage Against The Miami Vice Sound Machine!" - Jane, Jan 25

"I think we should have naked dancing Mounties."
"I'm in!" - Jane & Rose, Jan 27

"You're so full of texture!" - Rose, Jan 27

"The deer is fake. The hair is real." - Jane, Feb 1st

"It's time to stop using clowns." -Rose, Feb 4

"What a great invention, the spork. It is! It's a great, great invention. Hail the spork!" -Rose

"We're here, we're queer, we provide the cold beer. Ontario Hydro." -Jane

"You don't want Michael Jackson's parts all over your floor!" -Rose

"We need chocolate in order to be creative." -Rose

Maura:"You don't have to think about appliances." Jane: "Unless you want to meditate upon the nature of your stove."

"Ontario Hydro 2: Electric Boogaloo" -Jane

"How's this headline: What do you get when you combine a horse and a leprachaun? We don't know." -Rose

"I am not fresh and full of life, like Mentos" - Jane

"Did you ever think, our province... it looks like a pork chop. Can we work with that?" - Jane -all Feb 24

"I can take you far with my mustang, Sally." March 19, Rose

"It's like the 'Hard Copy' of fish" - Rose, April 28

"There's a mouse in my arm!" -Rose, May 5

"Your toast needs wheels." -Jane, May 5

"What do you think this couch is, the General Lee?" -Rose, May st1